"My blowjob is done. You finish."
- Australium Saxton after he finish his blowjob.
Australium Sexyphoneton is an Australian outback traffic cone Sexton Hale TF2 Freak created by a M4 Sherman.
His combat theme is some stupid Dragon Ball S music.
His second combat the is another one of 'em.
He is the titular main protagonist of my dick.
In the year 5150 (rock on Van Halen fans), the Elephant Man was coming out the wood work and Saxton was becoming concerned for his own salty. In order to protect nothing.
Power and Abilies Edit
Australium Saxton has the ability to turn virtually anything object into pure Australium.
Once he has done so, he can manipulate the object at will, doing anything from having sex with a teenage female, to transforming into Michael Bay. How he achieves this feat is through Australium-powered dicks.
Weakness and Faults Edit
HE IS THE UNSTOPPABLE
- HI GUYS, ITS AFRICAN GUY HERE. DONE.
Notable Videos Edit
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|TF2 Freaks||Sodenator • Mr. Mathman • Sex Criminal • Renovation Guy • Mediazard • Googles • Hatchet by Gary Pulsen • Pump the King • FUK-UU • Engineal Zod • Neon Lights • SOMEBODY GET ME A FUCKING MEDIC!! • Cock Dessert • Australium "Sex"ton • Ice Matt Damon • Asscrack Cake • My Sister Grips • You Pussy • Stop! Hammertime! • TOO MANY • TAKE THIS! TAKE THIS! • Iceberge Trout • CINDER BLOCK CHRIS' PREDECESSOR • Evil toaster • Newklear Skawt • Sir Pie • NIGHTCLUB MEDIC • Extra Typewriter|
|The Communists||Chickened out, therefore he forfeits his grass wench character • Kellog's Worker • Terrible At Jokes • Heel-Face Turn • Justice Customers mother • Nin10doGMod • Total Garbage • ShadowSoldierOmega • MrShyguy999 • Hellkry • Ice ice, baby • FAT GUUUUUUY • Shurmn • oueh • He's allergic to fun • THE SH0CKMASTER • Prize Money Incarnate • Tord|