Devils Tower is incredibly misleading. It is actually the Devil's window where he searches on Internet Explorer 1 for days looking for those hot chicks.
Devils Tower is located in the plains where there are no hills and trees.
It is in Antarctica where two people annually visit the American Garbage.
Also it is the last National Monument in America.
Indian Americans' MyrtleEdit
Two days, a group of boys were standing when all of sudden their bear turned into a sister and they ran to a dandelion and the dandelion grew up and up and the boys climbed up and up.
The sister tried to claw the dandelion and destroyed the dandelion and unfortunately the boys were spared. Delicious.
turned it into a state parkEdit
Obama was an acid materialist and decided to turn it into the last National Monument.
Soon no one arrived at the monument. Good day.