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BEAUTIFUL SHIT HEAD OVER HEAH Edit

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THIS --censored for your pleasure-- CURSED HIS ALL CAPS KEY TO BE STUCK "ON" FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY SO PEOPLE COULD TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY WHILE HE'S JUST SOME FUCKING CUNT WHO SUDENLY STARTED CALLING HIMSELF THE GOD OF HANDSOMENESS THINKING SOMEONE COULD EVER LOVE HIM ONE DAY

ONE DAY SOME CHEEKY CUNT OF A --censored for your pleasure-- WHO LOVES TO SUCK ON HORSE TITTIES BEGGED THIS MAGNIFICENT URETRA OF A MAN TO ENLIGHTEN HIM ON HIS LIFE

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BUT THE CUNT BLOCKED HIM LIKE THE DIRTY HORSELOVER HE IS Edit

AND NOW JUST BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH HE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO PLACE HIS BIOGRAPHIE JUST FOR YOU TO MASTURBATE TO

CLENCH YOUR ASSHOLE AND HOLD YOUR COCK TIGHT CUS HERE IT IS Edit

BE AWARE THAT THIS IS THE EXACT COMMENT WORDS FOR WORDS Edit

Well, sure

IT FIRST HAPPENED BACK IN THE YEAR NEGATIVE SOMETHING

I WAS BORN

I WAS THE MOST HANDSOME BABY TO EVER BE BORN IN THE EXISTENCE, AND I STILL AM

MY MOTHER COLLAPSED AND DIED AFTER RECEIVING AN ORGASM FROM SEEING ME

AND MY FATHER'S HEAD IMPLODED AFTER SEEING MY HANDSOMENESS

THEY HAVE SHOO-ED ME AND BANISHED ME FROM THE TOWN, VILLAGE OR SOMETHING

THEY MADE A NEW SECRET LAW THAT WAS ONLY APLYING TO ME SO NO ONE ELSE REALY CARED ENOUGH TO KNOW THIS LAW

THIS LAW WAS ABOUT ME BEING TOO  HANDSOME IT'S ILLEGAL

I HAVE DIED AROUND THE AGE OF 109 AND BECAME THE GOD OF HANDSOMENESS

I HAVE RETURNED TO EARTH AROUND THE YEARS 1263 TO BUILD MY OWN COUNTRY CALLED, THE KINGDOM OF HANDSOMENESS, ALSO KNOWN AS HANDSOMELAND

FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE ONLY ONE LIVING IN THIS KINGDOM FOR NOBODY ELSE IN THE EXISTENCE COULD HANDLE MY HANDSOMENESS WITHOUT IMPLODING

THUS IT IS WHY I AM ALONE IN A CASTLE AND A COMPUTER AND SAYING THAT IT IS SAD FOR YOUR MOTHER NOT TO LIKE THE BULLSHIT YOU HAVE CREATED

NOW GET A TISSUE Edit

HOLY SHIT DOUBLE HEADING Edit

AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE BRAVELY READ THROUGH THIS SHIT FUCK CUNT PISS OF A THING

congrats now eat shit no one likes you I bet you don't even pray to the overlord Sweetie you fuck face he's the god of handsomeness not some damn hooker on sale

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