1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
33. Lurk more - it's never enough
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
46. There is always furry porn of it.
47. The pool is always closed.
48. You can not deny Uncyclopedia.
¹49. If you have more characters than videos, you are undead.
²50. If you have more videos than characters, you are a slayer of the undead.
³51. If you catch on fire you are Spanish.
52. If you can do a handstand you're cool.
53. If you can do a cartwheel with proper form you're really cool.
54. If you can do a backflip you're ZETTA GNARLY.
54. Every 2D franchise must try 3D.
55. If you weigh less than a duck, then you are made of wood and therefor you are a witch.
56. One will get away, soon.
57. Gay does not exist on the Internet.
58. The next generation will be cooler than us.
59. The cake is a lie.
60. You will never have sex.
61. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
62. Anything can be a meme.
63. You don't remember the anime's male main character unless the cast is all male.
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
99. Say Goodbye
100. ZOMG NONE
You guys can write more rules if you want. Since there's no admins we can have a constitution or something.
- You get to pick what sort of undead you are though. It's your civic duty to reap the living.
- You gotta beat up the evil undead types or just tell them to make videos instead of writing junk on wikis.
- Latin American Spanish, as opposed to European.