Sergai (Sir-GAY to peoples) is this complete spaz who made robot engie or something, So as you can like figure out from the picture one of his best powers is to be happy when there's a fence in the background. Sergai's job is the landlord. That means he goes around bitching at the good folks of whereever for cash yo. His eye looks all screwed up because this one time he headbutted a chessboard covered in broken glass. Sergai is dumb. Sergai's closest friends are ShermanZATank, Largo Winch, Yuyuko Saigyouji and Kiwami (EEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH)
Sergai lives in a suitcase and gets a really bad internet connection in there and he also has this mustache but you can only see it on thursdays and I'm writin' this on monday so screw off. By the way he didn't always live in the suitcase because he's not an alien but he came from another planet because he's quadruple like nobody ever would be.
Sergai is kinda a asshole and he says stuff like presidents shouldn't get pocket money and girl scouts are losers who should verify martial law instead of having fun and birds are just the biggest dumbasses and they owe him a bike.
Sergai isn't his real name. It's a name he got at the cupboard shooting club. Sergai's real name is NOIT.
Freakin' superpowerzzz Edit
So I guess he kinda knows a thing or two about machines. One of sergai's abilities is that he's really really religious because he's dumb and he used to wear the dunce hat as a kid. Nobody in the vast universe comprehends why. When a certain cosmic alignment comes into play, Sergai can collect the rent money from Theinvertedshadow, who is one of his nemesis enemy peoples who always makes this weird "EUH HUH HUH" noise. Sergai's most possibly completely fascinating power is when someone doesn't know the time he forces people to sing Christmas carols. When Sergai punches himself in the ass he can summon robot engie. When facing TF2 freaks however, Sergai is feared for his special move, "Strawberry beatdown 1994."
Sergai's no skateboarder, he's a hateboarder. In addition, Sergai may reportedly act with such conduct that repeatedly portrays him as legendary.
QUOTES TIME! :3Edit
"HAY YOO! PAY RENT!"
"WHERE'S THE RENT SHADOW?" (SNIFF) "WAAAAAAAAAAH"
"Sine! Cosine! FISHTANK!!!"
"WHOEVER LET ME OUTTA MY CAGE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO GET THEIR LISENSE REVOKED"
All the zebras.
The picture at the top of the page you dumb shoe.